Professional kidney negotiator

Professional kidney negotiator
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "cybernetic merchant in neon space bazaar holding a glowing human kidney next to a single bent paperclip on a velvet display stand, holographic price tags showing '0.000001 ISK'"
  }
}

Used in "Intergalactic Capitalism Reaches Critical Mass as EVE Online Pilots Trade Kidneys for Space Paperclips"