IMF annual guidance: assets become theoretical

IMF annual guidance: assets become theoretical
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    "prompt": " Illustration of a neat, official-looking IMF-style PDF page pinned to a corkboard. Bullet points read: “Don’t hold cash (symbolic), Don’t hold assets (theoretical), Don’t hold commodities (emotionally complex), Do hold resilience (charts well).” Surround with absurd “prep” items: a jar labeled “RESILIENCE,” a line chart going up for no reason, and a sticky note saying “Markets will do the opposite.” Clean, minimalist graphic design with one comedic twist per corner.  "
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Used in "World Economists Confirm April 20 “Economic Rapture” Will Again Delete Money, Nullify Products, And Charge Everyone For Existing"