“Less adverbs. More dread.” post-it on the printer

“Less adverbs. More dread.” post-it on the printer
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Close-up photo-style image of a battered office laser printer with a single yellow post-it stuck to the front panel. The handwritten note clearly reads “Less adverbs. More dread.” Surrounding details: toner smudges, stray staples, a half-ejected page that says “VERSION FINAL FINAL FINAL REALLY FINAL” in bold. Shallow depth of field, realistic textures, slightly noir-ish shadows to make the mundane feel mysterious."
  }
}

Used in "Shocking Revelation: Meet the Secret Identity of “fbmac,” the Alleged Genius Behind *The Wibble*"