#1 Nuclear Waste Pool: “Glowing feedback” session

#1 Nuclear Waste Pool: “Glowing feedback” session
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (not a real photo) of a corporate meeting staged beside a stylized nuclear waste cooling pool: eerie blue glow, concrete walls, warning signs, hazmat-suited “facilitator” pointing at a flip chart that reads “Q2 SYNERGIES.” Participants wear business attire with comically over-the-top PPE (face shields over ties). Include subtle satirical details: a bar chart “hair” gag (someone’s hair standing straight up like a histogram), and a “DO NOT DRINK” sign near a branded company mug."
  }
}

Used in "Boardroom? Never Heard of It: The Top Ten Worst Places to Hold a Business Meeting, Ranked by OSHA Violations and Emotional Damage"