Seminary classroom awkward moment: “That’s what they said about Achilles”

Seminary classroom awkward moment: “That’s what they said about Achilles”
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (editorial) of a classroom with a professor at the front and students seated in rows. One student leans in to whisper to another; several students simultaneously start taking intense notes. A whiteboard shows a neutral phrase like “Sources do not allow certainty” (no real institution name). The mood is comically tense—raised eyebrows, frozen expressions."
  }
}

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