“You have 8 points in my sprint”: the new curse call

“You have 8 points in my sprint”: the new curse call
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a terrified young adult (Kyle W.) sitting on a couch, phone to ear, eyes wide. On a coffee table: a laptop open to a calendar invite titled “Stakeholder Alignment: Your Final Hours,” with attendees listed as “Samara,” “Static-filled television,” and “Well (SME).” Lighting is eerie, with faint condensation on a nearby mirror and a subtle wet trail on the carpet.  "
  }
}

Used in "Samara Adopts Scrum, Replaces “7 Days” Curse With a Backlog of “8 Points” and a Biweekly Demo of Your Doom"