Proprietary Emotional Damage License (PEDL)

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Conceptual illustration of a legal document stamped “PEDL” in bold red, with bullet points like “You may: pay for it, suffer quietly” and “You may not: inspect the code, experience joy.” A chained padlock sits on top of the document to symbolize closed source, and a tiny tear stain/coffee spill adds character. Avoid real legal seals; keep it clearly fictional and comedic."
  }
}