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Final gag teaser: scientists to investigate whether sand is dry or “tiny rocks that make you feel betrayed”

Illustration of a mock lab setup on a beach: a scientist in a lab coat crouches with calipers and sample jars labeled “SAND (ALLEGEDLY DRY).” A tiny whiteboard on an easel reads “NEXT STUDY: SAND = DRY?” while waves roll in behind, threatening to ruin the experiment.