Pricing tiers that punish self-respect

Pricing tiers that punish self-respect
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Clean, corporate marketing-style graphic with three pricing cards: “Free Trial (expires during installation),” “Indie Dev Tier (priced like enterprise software),” and “Enterprise (Call sales).” Each card should have exaggerated fine print and a big glossy CTA button (e.g., “SUBMIT TO BILLING”). Background should mimic SaaS landing pages (gradient, abstract shapes), but with slightly misaligned elements to feel “off.”"
  }
}

Used in "ShitCode™ — The Paid, Closed-Source Fork of VS Code That Adds Features Nobody Asked For"