Government “Task Force on Midnight Urological Inconvenience” press photo parody

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration styled like a UK government press conference: a suited official at a lectern with a faux-serious backdrop reading “TASK FORCE ON MIDNIGHT UROLOGICAL INCONVENIENCE.” The official looks drowsy, clutching papers, with a thermos nearby. Reporters’ microphones point toward him; one placard on a desk reads “Heated Hallway Grants.” Tone should be satirical but recognisably “Downing Street briefing” without using exact official crests."
  }
}