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Corporate Britain celebrates 13 chances to miss targets

Photo in an ultra-grey open-plan office: a corporate executive (Graham Pile type) in a grey suit in front of a screen reading “13‑Month Rolling Targets” with a bar chart and tiny upward arrows. Everything is monochrome—grey walls, grey carpet, grey branded mugs—except a single bright red “SYNERGRIT™” logo on a lanyard. Staff in the background look drained, mid-performance-review posture.