Venus flytrap on a kitchen windowsill with an over-serious “HR” vibe

Venus flytrap on a kitchen windowsill with an over-serious “HR” vibe
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    "prompt": " Photo illustration concept: A small Venus flytrap in a plain ceramic pot on a slightly cluttered London flat kitchen windowsill (kettle, dish rack, muted morning light, rainy street hinted through glass). Next to it: a tiny clipboard or miniature ring binder labeled “CPHRD” and a comically formal name badge that reads “Feeding Associate (Volunteer).” The plant looks normal (not monster-like), but framed to feel like it’s “in charge.”"
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Used in "HR Launches “Talent Acquisition (For Venus Flytraps)” Initiative As Millennials Admit They Don’t Know What To Feed Their Carnivorous Plant Besides Emotional Baggage"