Professor Dana Vellum presenting “Totally Normal Roommate Behavior: A Timeline”

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration (editorial, lightly satirical) of a confident professor at a podium pointing at a slideshow labeled “Totally Normal Roommate Behavior: A Timeline.” The slide contains a humorous timeline graphic with small icons (sandals, loaf of bread, scroll, heart-shaped footnote marker) but no explicit modern labels. The professor wears academic attire; behind them, an audience member furiously scribbles while another raises an eyebrow. Clean linework, muted color palette, magazine-cartoon tone."
  }
}