Image prompt

Press conference beneath “GOOD ENOUGH, PROBABLY”

Photo-illustration of a Westminster press conference in a bland government briefing room. A podium with the UK government crest stands beneath a large professionally printed banner reading “GOOD ENOUGH, PROBABLY” in bold official-style lettering. Several ministers in dark suits look solemn but faintly upbeat, with civil servants behind them holding clipboards and neutral expressions. The mood should parody official competence: tidy staging, weak enthusiasm, muted colours, bottled water, folding chairs, and a PowerPoint screen showing the title “Best of the Worst Initiative.”