“Optional anxiety” rebrand: research vessel becomes floating restaurant

“Optional anxiety” rebrand: research vessel becomes floating restaurant
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    "prompt": " Photo-style illustration of a converted oceanographic ship docked at a harbor, now sporting a cheerful sign “FLOATING RESTAURANT” and a banner reading “ONLY TWO SEAFOODS PEOPLE ORDER.” Old science equipment (winches, cranes) humorously repurposed as décor; life rings printed with menu items; calm seaside town in background. People queue in coats, looking relieved."
  }
}

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