SAFe Samara: the roadmap deck that is “mostly screaming (but in PowerPoint)”

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    "prompt": " Illustration of a corporate conference room with a projector screen showing a roadmap slide titled “Quarterly Program Increment of Pain.” Bullet points: “Reduce cycle time from viewing to doom,” “Omnichannel haunting,” “Cross-team collaboration: wells/tapes/mirrors.” Attendees are frightened office workers in business casual, while at the back of the room a TV on a rolling cart emits static and a thin wet hair trail snakes toward the aisle.  "
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