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Phase Three: Asking a philosopher, who immediately complicated everything

Illustration of a philosopher (tweed jacket, elbow patches) standing beside a lab table, gesturing dramatically at a single droplet under a magnifying glass. A whiteboard behind them is filled with tangled arrows and phrases like “DEFINE ‘IS’,” “RELATIONAL PROPERTY,” and “VIBES??” while a weary physicist in the corner facepalms.