Phase Three: Asking a philosopher, who immediately complicated everything

Phase Three: Asking a philosopher, who immediately complicated everything
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of a philosopher (tweed jacket, elbow patches) standing beside a lab table, gesturing dramatically at a single droplet under a magnifying glass. A whiteboard behind them is filled with tangled arrows and phrases like “DEFINE ‘IS’,” “RELATIONAL PROPERTY,” and “VIBES??” while a weary physicist in the corner facepalms."
  }
}

Used in "Scientists Confirm “Water Is Wet,” Society Immediately Collapses Into Moist Debate"