The Windows Registry as a haunted filing cabinet

The Windows Registry as a haunted filing cabinet
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration of an old, dented metal filing cabinet in a dark basement labeled “REGISTRY,” drawers slightly ajar emitting eerie light; file folders inside are labeled “Audio,” “Drivers,” “Life choices,” and “Why it’s like this”; cobwebs and a faint blueprint-like overlay of hex strings; tone: spooky-comic, not horror."
  }
}

Used in "Microsoft Unveils “Windows 11 Undevelopment Program,” Promises New Update Will Prevent Computer From Existing Entirely"