Image prompt

“Please stop asking which friends are most suitable”

Illustration: A deadpan, faux-official public notice poster pinned to a corkboard. Header: “RSPPFPPS Statement” (parody acronym visible), with the quoted line in large type. Include a small, accurate drawing of a Venus flytrap in the corner like a government seal. Background: a community noticeboard in a London hallway with mundane flyers (lost keys, flatmate wanted), emphasizing the absurdity.