Phase Two: Touching water again, but with more confidence
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"prompt": " Comedic illustration showing a scientist in a lab coat giving a determined thumbs-up while firmly poking a puddle on a tiled floor with a serious expression. A second scientist holds a stopwatch like it matters. Include a laminated protocol sheet titled “Wetness Confirmation Procedure v2.0” clipped to a board."
}
}
Used in "Scientists Confirm “Water Is Wet,” Society Immediately Collapses Into Moist Debate"