Microscope view: “slightly limestone-ish” sand grain

Microscope view: “slightly limestone-ish” sand grain
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    "prompt": " Photo/illustration: a faux scientific plate showing a single sand grain under magnification, annotated with arrows and deadpan labels (“suspiciously convenient,” “limestone vibes”). Include a scale bar, specimen ID tag, and a neutral lab background to parody academic evidence."
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