“I bet everything… Babe, they’re cubes”
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"prompt": " Portrait-style illustration of a devastated punter at home: a tired-looking pentagon in a bathrobe, holding a phone with a betting app open (“All-in on cubes”), while a partner shape in the background folds laundry and looks unimpressed. The punter has a thousand-yard stare; on the table are overdue bills and a tiny die-shaped stress ball. "
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Used in "Squares Humiliate Cubes in Shocking “Flatpack Fury” Upset, Leaving Bookmakers in Ruins"