Tech industry braces for the Great Scheduling Event

Tech industry braces for the Great Scheduling Event
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a software engineer at a desk with multiple monitors showing date-time error logs, a calendar API spec, and a pop-up alert reading “INVALID MONTH: 13.” In the background, an office printer emits a small puff of smoke (practical effect or staged prop), implying the line “somewhere, a printer will burst into flames.” Desk clutter: sticky notes, coffee, rubber duck, and a worn sticker “Stop using Excel as a database.”"
  }
}

Used in "Government Unveils 13-Month Calendar, Promises “One Extra Month of Productivity” and “Only Mild Temporal Screaming”"