#WaterIsNotWet contrarian explains the “CEO of wetness” theory

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    "prompt": " Portrait-style photo of “Darren P.” (30s–40s, casual hoodie) seated at a laptop with social media open, pointing at a screen showing the hashtag #WaterIsNotWet. Behind him: a messy basement vibe—low ceiling, exposed pipes, a dehumidifier, and stacks of forums-printouts. Expression confident and smug, like he’s winning an argument no one asked for."
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