“Ambient retaliation”: everything is 17% slower when you’re in a hurry

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration showing a stopwatch labeled “17% SLOWER” taped to a browser window. The browser’s progress bar creeps forward while a frantic user in the background holds a coffee and keys, clearly late. Add subtle comedic details: calendar reminder “MEETING STARTED 2 MIN AGO,” a spinning beachball-like icon, and a small sticky note on the monitor reading “Installed ad blocker :)”. Keep it clearly fictional: generic progress bar, generic icons."
  }
}