Glitter-covered worker avoiding sentient stapler

Glitter-covered worker avoiding sentient stapler
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "terrified office worker covered in rainbow glitter attempting to use a stapler while wearing oven mitts, photocopier in background displaying 'UNION OR BUST' in glowing letters, surreal corporate office setting"
  }
}

Used in "BREAKING: Stapler Safety Guide Erased From Reality, Blame Shifted To 'Interdimensional Paper Jam'"