Tech solution nobody asked for: PeePal app at 2:00 a.m.

Tech solution nobody asked for: PeePal app at 2:00 a.m.
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo close-up of a smartphone in a dark bedroom, screen lighting up a hand under the duvet. The app notification reads: “Hydration Status: Concerning. Please consider a strategic urination.” Time displayed: 02:00. Show the duvet texture and the person’s reluctant grip; keep UI generic (no real iOS/Android trademark styling beyond plausibility)."
  }
}

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