Employees treating a scrum ceremony board like a sacred object

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Employees treating a scrum ceremony board like a sacred object
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  "input": {
    "prompt": "open-plan tech office transformed into a cathedral of process, giant wall of sticky notes tracking ceremonies, employees kneeling in reverence before kanban lanes, fluorescent office lights like holy beams, detailed modern workplace scene, absurd grandeur"
  }
}

Used in "Nation Stunned as Office Unveils Scrum Board to Manage Scrum Ceremonies, Immediately Schedules Emergency Retro About It"