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Government emergency session: Wet Water Clarification and National Dampness Preparedness Act

Illustration of a legislative chamber where lawmakers look panicked while holding bottled water labeled “WARNING: CONTAINS WET.” One senator waves a thick binder titled “Wet Water Clarification and National Dampness Preparedness Act,” while another recoils mid-handshake with a journalist, hands hovering awkwardly as if realizing hands can be wet.