Image prompt

Ramp theorist in his backyard surrounded by ramps

Photo: comedic portrait of a middle-aged reenactor-type (Gerald N. Pritchard) in a linen tunic or hobbyist costume, standing defensively amid multiple wooden ramp models in a suburban backyard. He holds a tiny sledge or blueprint, looking indignant. Make it clear these are obsessive scale ramps—stacked, leaning against fences, a “Ramp Collection” sign on a shed.