Denise Hargreaves discovers the “rules,” rummaging in the drawer of doom

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    "prompt": " Photo of a middle-aged white British mum in a lived-in kitchen or hallway, one hand mid-rummage in a drawer labelled (on masking tape) “Assorted Cables and Regrets.” Her expression is baffled-but-resigned. The drawer is stuffed with tangled chargers, old remotes, takeaway menus, random batteries, and a stray whisk—comically realistic. A small laminated card peeks out reading “SAFE WORD: CARROT.”"
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