Russia’s “instant denial” in standard format

Russia’s “instant denial” in standard format
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Editorial illustration of a Russian foreign ministry podium in a press briefing room, with a spokesperson at a lectern (non-caricatured, generic) and a large backdrop featuring a stylised map of Russia. A speech bubble or on-screen subtitle reads: “Russophobic nonsense. The forest is large, and things happen.” Visual tone: brisk, bureaucratic, and slightly defensive; reporters’ microphones clustered at the podium."
  }
}

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