Event spokesperson at the “IMPORTANT THING” podium

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a deadpan spokesperson at a press conference podium with a large printed placard reading “IMPORTANT THING” taped to the front (slightly crooked). Neutral conference-room backdrop with generic flags and microphones. Reporters’ heads/shoulders visible in foreground, some holding notepads. Lighting slightly harsh, like a government briefing, to heighten the absurdity."
  }
}