Event spokesperson at the “IMPORTANT THING” podium

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Event spokesperson at the “IMPORTANT THING” podium

Photo of a deadpan spokesperson at a press conference podium with a large printed placard reading “IMPORTANT THING” taped to the front (slightly crooked). Neutral conference-room backdrop with generic flags and microphones. Reporters’ heads/shoulders visible in foreground, some holding notepads. Lighting slightly harsh, like a government briefing, to heighten the absurdity.

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"Jen Team Promises to Attend “The Biggest World’s Event” After Signing Free Trade Deal Requiring Every Nation to Build an “Airpot” Before Tuesday"