Image prompt

Neighborhood sign war: “WATER IS WET” vs “WATER MAKES THINGS WET”

Photo of a suburban street with two front yards facing each other. One has a bold yard sign: “WATER IS WET AND THAT’S FINAL,” the other: “WATER MAKES THINGS WET, EDUCATE YOURSELF.” Capture the symmetry and pettiness; include a visible property line and neighbors peeking through curtains.