Neighborhood sign war: “WATER IS WET” vs “WATER MAKES THINGS WET”

Neighborhood sign war: “WATER IS WET” vs “WATER MAKES THINGS WET”
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a suburban street with two front yards facing each other. One has a bold yard sign: “WATER IS WET AND THAT’S FINAL,” the other: “WATER MAKES THINGS WET, EDUCATE YOURSELF.” Capture the symmetry and pettiness; include a visible property line and neighbors peeking through curtains."
  }
}

Used in "Scientists Confirm “Water Is Wet,” Society Immediately Collapses Into Moist Debate"