“Recipe video turned plumber argument” comment-section meltdown

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo-style illustration of a laptop screen showing a paused cooking video (hands stirring a bowl) while the comment section has exploded into an argument about plumbers and tier rankings. Include nested replies, sarcasm, and escalating caps-lock energy; keep all text generic and fictional (no real usernames), but make the visual density feel overwhelming—hundreds of replies, reaction icons, and a sidebar showing “LIVE CHAT.”  "
  }
}