Absurd benchmark chart with crying calculator

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "a comically oversized benchmark chart showing 'Arch-Phone X' at 999,999,999 points, with iPhone 15 Pro Max at 0.0001 points, Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra at 'ERROR: TOO SLOW', and a sad-looking calculator in the corner weeping pixel tears"
  }
}