Whiteboard manifesto between UML and a crying database

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration or staged photo in a modern open-plan tech office: a large whiteboard with a half-erased UML class diagram on the left, messy arrows and boxes, and on the right a cartoon doodle of a database cylinder with teardrops and a frowny face. In the center, handwritten in marker: “Progress = new kinds of bugs” with sarcastic underlining. Include smudged dry-erase marks, an abandoned marker tray, and a faint coffee ring on the board ledge. Background: blurred desks, monitors, and a “Standup at 9:15” sticky note."
  }
}