Original Illuminati chore chart

Original Illuminati chore chart
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": "A 1700s-style chore chart taped to a fridge, listing 'Monday: Pierre cleans waffle iron. Tuesday: Jean hides Pierre's beer. Wednesday: World domination (pending rent payment)', with chocolate smudges"
  }
}

Used in "Declassified Files Confirm Illuminati Was Just Belgians Trying To Split Rent Fairly"