IBPWSRGO report cover, “International Bureau of People Who Should Really Go Outside”

{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo or mock-photo of a satirical official report folder on a cluttered lab desk: stamped seal, a title page reading “SPEED ANALYSIS: FLASH vs SONIC vs ROAD RUNNER,” coffee stains, singed corners, and a sticky note: “Stop asking us to race ‘the concept of buffering.’” Include scattered props: cracked clipboard, warped stopwatch, a tiny traffic cone, and a lab badge for an “Exhausted Intern.”"
  }
}