The Center for Urban Resignation report cover (satirical graphic)

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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Illustration styled like an earnest policy report cover: a clipboard with charts labeled “Rent-to-Joy Ratio,” “Wind Face-Hurt Index,” and “BRO Exposure,” plus a small Boston silhouette. Include faux institutional seals and footnotes; overall look should parody think-tank design (muted blues/greys, sans-serif type, overly serious layout)."
  }
}