Dr. Helen M. Probably, International Institute for Observing Obvious Things

Dr. Helen M. Probably, International Institute for Observing Obvious Things
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  "input": {
    "prompt": " Editorial portrait photo/illustration of a serious academic in a modest office with overstuffed bookshelves and absurdly plain binders labeled “OBSERVATIONS.” She gestures toward a whiteboard that reads, in tidy handwriting: “Absence of E sightings ≠ absence of E.” Her expression: calm but faintly unsettled. Add a nameplate on the desk: “Dr. Helen M. Probably — Senior Researcher,” and a small institute logo that is generic, not resembling any real organization."
  }
}

Used in "Global Panic As Medium-Sized Letter “E” Discovered Literally Everywhere, Including Mars, the Ocean Floor, and That Cupboard You Never Open"