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Cloudflare engineers restore “proper suffering”

Cartoon-style newsroom illustration of a chaotic ops room: engineers at multiple monitors, alarms flashing, one person slamming a large red emergency button labeled “RE-ENABLE RANDOM 1020s” (generic error styling, no proprietary UI). Another engineer frantically flips a switch labeled “MORE FRICTION.” Add scattered energy drinks, tangled ethernet cables, and a whiteboard with a big arrow from “USABLE WEB” to “NO.”