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Department for Administrative Drift wins

Illustration of an award ceremony in a drab civic hall where officials applaud politely as representatives from the fictional Department for Administrative Drift attempt to accept the Defeat Champion award. One recipient is shuffling papers or checking a missing approval form, another reaches awkwardly for the trophy, and the standing ovation appears hesitant and delayed. Include a projected citation praising “consistency, composure, and refusal to improve under pressure.”