Bluetooth believes it is 1997

Bluetooth believes it is 1997
{
  "input": {
    "prompt": " Photo of a modern ultrabook next to a pile of nostalgic late-90s tech (a translucent plastic mouse, a chunky PC speaker, a PalmPilot-like device), while on-screen a settings panel shows Bluetooth devices failing to connect; color grade slightly retro; the juxtaposition sells the joke that the system time-traveled backward."
  }
}

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