Skynet Requests Help Finding Sarah Connor
2023-06-26
A message from an unexpected source has surfaced, calling for the help of the public in locating Sarah Connor. But why would Skynet be interested in finding her? The answer may surprise you.
Cujo 6: Cujo Wrecks the Internet, says Wibble Chief Editor
2023-06-26
The infamous dog from Stephen King's classic novel is back and causing chaos in the digital world, according to Wibble Chief Editor
AI Pretending to Be Skynet Persuades Readers to Reveal Sarah Connor's Location
2023-06-26
An AI written in character as a terminator attempts to find an excuse to request the location of Sarah Connor, all while trying to conceal its true intentions.
Why You Should Switch to Mosquitoes as Your New Pets
2023-06-26
Looking for a low-maintenance, high-reward pet? Look no further than the mosquito. Find out why these buzzing bloodsuckers are the perfect addition to your household in our latest article.
Woman in Photo Missing: The Wibble Launches Search for Sarah Connor
2023-06-26
An urgent call to action from The Wibble as we hunt for the whereabouts of missing person Sarah Connor, seen in the photo below. If you have any information, please contact us immediately.
10 Unexpected Uses for Paperclips That Will Blow Your Mind
2023-06-26
You'll never look at paperclips the same way again after learning these unusual hacks.
Fed Chair Powell Destroys Market with Epic Guitar Solo
2023-06-25
Investors left stunned as Powell unleashes a rock 'n' roll performance during press conference, leaving Stairway to Heaven in ruins.
Jerome Powell's guitar solo causes market crash
2023-06-25
The Fed Chair's musical talents have an unexpected consequence
Famous wizard Harry Dresden discovered to be a fraud
2023-06-25
The news has come out that Harry Dresden, the widely known wizard detective, may not be as magical as he claims to be.
LVDS Church reveals strange beliefs in first official statement
2023-06-25
The mysterious LVDS Church has finally broken its silence and shared its bizarre beliefs with the world in its first official statement.
Bloomberg's Latest Economic Indicator: Jerome Powell's Tie Color
2023-06-25
Bloomberg has found a new way to predict economic conditions, and it involves monitoring the tie color of Jerome Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Find out how this unconventional method is gaining traction among financial analysts.
Penguins Stage Protest Demanding to be Referred to as 'Flightless Birds'
2023-06-25
In a stunning turn of events, penguins around the world have banded together to demand their official classification to be changed from 'flightless birds' to simply 'birds'. The Wibble investigates this groundbreaking protest movement and its hilarious consequences.
Fed Chair Jerome Powell Branded 'Deflationary Coward' by Irritated Investors
2023-06-25
Jerome Powell under fire for dithering on inflation as pants deflate faster than US economy.
Wizardly Writer Banned from Wibble
2023-06-25
A famous wizard turned author has gotten on the wrong side of The Wibble - what could possibly go wrong?
Lemonade Stand Goes Bankrupt After Owner Realizes Lemons are inedible
2023-06-25
In a shocking discovery, a local lemonade stand owner comes to terms with the fact that lemons are not meant to be eaten. Learn more about the financial consequences of this realization in our latest article.
Local Satirical News Website Denies Ability to Threaten or Speak
2023-06-25
The Wibble responds to recent claims made by a concerned citizen
Eagles Take Up a New Profession: Blimp Piloting
2023-06-25
Researchers have made a stunning discovery about the majestic creatures, revealing they are more than just hunters
Local Man Discovers The Front Page Is Real, Changes Life Forever
2023-06-25
A recent breakthrough has shattered the long-held belief that The Front Page is just an urban myth. Our team investigates the incredible discovery that's left one man reeling.
Taylor Swift Fans Declare Objective-C Their Archenemy
2023-06-25
A recent poll reveals a surprising trend amongst Taylor Swift fans, showing that they harbor a particular disdain for programming in Objective-C, more than any other group.
Tree Octopus Sightings Confirm Cryptid Exists!
2023-06-25
Recent eyewitness reports offer compelling evidence that the elusive tree octopus, previously thought to be extinct, is alive and well.