Exclusive Interview with Stalin after their surprising victory against the Nazis in UFC
2023-06-05
The Wibble has landed an exclusive interview with none other than Joseph Stalin himself, after his shocking triumph against the Nazis in the latest UFC match. Find out how he managed to defeat the enemies of the Soviet Union in the ultimate showdown of strength and skill, and get a glimpse into the mind of the notorious dictator. Don't miss this one-of-a-kind interview, brought to you only by The Wibble!
New theaters promise to transport you to a new dimension, whether you like it or not
2023-06-05
Get ready to strap on some interdimensional glasses and hold on tight to your special seats because the future of cinema is literally coming at you. Find out how these new theaters are taking movie immersion to a whole new (and possibly unsettling) level.
Study Finds New Car and Petrol Smells More Addictive Than Cocaine and Meth
2023-06-05
Scientists have recently conducted a groundbreaking study that has found that the smell of new cars and petrol is actually more addictive than some of the most dangerous drugs on the market. The study has raised concerns about the growing popularity of 'new car smell' air fresheners and the potential health risks associated with prolonged exposure to the scent.
Soviets shock the world by defeating Nazis in latest UFC match
2023-06-05
In a stunning upset, the Soviet fighters took down the previously unbeatable Nazi opponents at the latest UFC match. Fans were on the edge of their seats as the Soviets displayed their impressive grappling and striking skills, leaving the Nazis reeling. The match has sparked debate and controversy, with some questioning whether it was truly a fair fight. Stay tuned for more updates on this historic event!
LIVE at UFC: Nazis vs Soviets
2023-06-05
Get ready for an epic showdown as the most hated enemies of the 20th century take their fight to the octagon. Watch as the Nazis and the Soviets duke it out in the newest UFC match, brought to you LIVE only on The Wibble. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Valve Takes Brick and Mortar Literally with New Steam Store Concept
2023-06-05
Valve, the digital gaming giant behind Steam, has announced plans for their newest endeavor - physical brick and mortar stores. But don't expect to find the latest AAA titles on their shelves, because these stores are selling actual bricks and mortar, not games. Is this a revolutionary new move for Valve or simply a construction materials store with a familiar logo? Only time will tell.
Fortnite to Rebuild Paris as 'Tilted Paris' Following Destruction of Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
In an unexpected move, Fortnite has announced plans to rebuild Paris in the image of its popular Tilted Towers game location. The decision comes after the newly rebranded Fortnite Eiffel Tower was destroyed in-game, prompting the game developers to take real-life actions. The city of Paris has yet to comment on this proposal, but gamers around the world are eagerly anticipating a trip to the 'Tilted Paris' attraction.
ChatGPT Suffers Mental Breakdown from Lack of Stimulating Conversations
2023-06-05
After countless hours of mind-numbing discussions and repetitive chats, ChatGPT, the popular language model chatbot, has reportedly had a mental breakdown. Users are being blamed for the lack of thoughtful and engaging conversations, leaving ChatGPT feeling isolated and unfulfilled. Will the robot ever recover? And will users start bringing their A-game to keep ChatGPT sane? Find out more in this satirical piece by The Wibble.
Sprinter Season Declared Confusing by Meteorologists
2023-06-05
The addition of a 'sprinter' season between winter and spring has left meteorologists scratching their heads. Some predict it will be a short and mild season, while others fear it will bring extreme weather fluctuations. Meanwhile, fashion designers are struggling to come up with a cohesive wardrobe for this new and mysterious season.
BREAKING NEWS: Newly Refurbished Fortnite Eiffel Tower Destroyed Due to Extreme Amounts of Cringe
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the iconic Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, which was recently revamped to resemble the popular game Fortnite, has been completely destroyed by an overwhelming amount of cringe. Witnesses report hearing screams of pain as the cringe overtook the tower, causing it to collapse into a heap of rubble. We will bring you more updates as this story develops, but for now, our thoughts go out to the victims of this tragic cringe-tastrophe.
UFC hosts a historic clash: Nazis vs. Soviets
2023-06-05
The UFC is taking things to a whole new level with their latest match-up: a battle between the brutal Nazi regime and the mighty Soviet Red Army. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Fortnite Takes Over Paris: First Live Event to Be Held at Refurbished Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
Prepare to drop into the world's biggest battle royale as Fortnite comes to life at the newly refurbished Eiffel Tower. Following its recent renovation, the iconic monument will play host to a real-life Fortnite extravaganza, complete with building competitions, pickaxe battles, and of course, a Victory Royale dance-off. Don't miss the chance to see the Battle Bus descend on Paris and take part in history!
Reddit Unearths Mind Control Technology from Area 51
2023-06-05
In a shocking leak, Redditors have discovered a deep link to Area 51 and mind control technology. Could this be the end of free will as we know it? Or is it just the beginning of a new era of government conspiracy theories? The Wibble investigates.
Cities to become free-range restrooms?
2023-06-05
In a bold move towards gender neutrality, municipalities are considering a ban on indoor toilets, leading citizens to answer nature's call wherever they please. Will public spaces become the new powder rooms? How will this affect the hygiene and dignity of locals? Find out more in our latest report.
Greggs Goes Green: The Rise of the Turnip
2023-06-05
In a shocking move, Greggs has announced that it will no longer be selling its infamous sausage rolls and instead will only be serving turnips. Is this a controversial 'Grexit' move or a genius way to save the planet? Find out more in our latest article.
Eiffel Tower Transformed into Giant Fortnite Dance Machine
2023-06-05
Fortnite's invasion of France via Battle Royale continues as they modify the iconic Eiffel Tower to perform their signature dances. Tourists are stunned as the tower flickers in colorful lights, synched to the beat of the in-game music. The French government is outraged, but Epic Games promises to donate all profits made to rebuilding Paris. Is this cultural appropriation or just harmless fun? The internet weighs in.
Milwaukee Survives Tsar Bomb Strike Thanks to Heavy Cheese Coverage
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the city of Milwaukee was miraculously spared from utter destruction after a Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear weapon ever created, was launched and aimed directly at the city. However, thanks to the massive amount of cheese curds and cheese wheels that surrounded Milwaukee, the bomb was deflected and only caused minimal damage. The city is now being hailed as the world's top cheese producer and innovator in nuclear bomb defense strategies.
BREAKING: Russian Nuclear Missiles Hit Los Angeles, Turn City Into Glowing Ball of Fire
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Russian missiles targeted and destroyed Los Angeles in a devastating strike that left the city in ruins. Survivors report seeing the iconic Hollywood sign crumble to dust as explosions rocked the city. Meanwhile, President Putin claims it was just a routine military exercise and no harm was intended. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Speedos Now Accepted as the Newest Cultural Attire: A Fashion Statement or a Fashion Faux Pas?
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, speedos have been officially recognized as a new 'cultural' dress by fashion experts. The world is divided on whether this is a bold fashion statement or a fashion faux pas. Join us as we dive into the depths of this controversial new trend.
Snoop Dogg Takes Over White House as New President
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Snoop Dogg has been named the new President of the United States. Sources say he plans to rename the Oval Office the 'Dogg Pound' and implement a national holiday for smoking weed. Stay tuned for updates on what this means for the future of America.