Curry's PC World Scientists Discover the Matrix is Fake, Can't Handle Gaming Graphics
2023-06-05
In a groundbreaking discovery, Curry's PC World has revealed that the Matrix, the simulated world where we all live, is actually fake. Their research found that the computational power required to simulate the complex world would cause the system to overheat due to a lack of graphical power. As gamers worldwide mourn the loss of their favorite sci-fi movie, scientists are left wondering what other secrets of the universe have yet to be uncovered.
Body-Swap Bonanza: Age Gaps, Gender Swaps, and Species Changes Galore!
2023-06-05
Get ready for our third installment of body-swapping madness! This time, we're exploring age gaps, gender swaps, and even species changes. Who knows what kind of wacky situations our characters will find themselves in this time around. Don't miss out on the laughs and chaos - read our latest article now!
The Unspoken Truth Behind Body Swapping: A Sequel
2023-06-05
Get ready to cringe as we dive deep into the private and uncomfortable parts of body swapping that no one talks about. From the awkward bathroom situations to the taboo body exploration, this sequel article exposes it all. Buckle up and brace yourself for some laugh-out-loud moments and a newfound appreciation for keeping your original body.
Body Swap Meets Extreme Hobbyists in Latest Trend
2023-06-05
As if skydiving and bungee jumping weren't enough, a new group of thrill-seekers are taking things to another level with the latest trend: body swapping. We dive into the bizarre world of swapping your body with someone else for a day, exploring the highs and lows of this unusual hobby. From awkward first dates to unexpected bodily functions, this trend is not for the faint-hearted. Could body swapping be the newest extreme sport to conquer?
Pirate Skeleton Sued for £400 Million for Breaking Pirate Law
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a pirate skeleton has been sued for £400 million for breaking the infamous pirate law 'Dead Men Tell No Tales'. According to sources, the skeleton was caught blabbering about where he had hidden his treasure to a group of tourists. The lawsuit has been filed by the Pirate Council and has caused a stir in the pirate community. Will this set a precedent for other dead pirates who break the law? Only time will tell.
Exclusive: Behind the Scenes of the Secret Walrus Mafia
2023-06-05
Our investigative journalist infiltrates the notorious Walrus Mafia and uncovers their shocking tactics and hierarchy. Don't miss this eye-opening exposé!
Time-Traveling Gorilla Fails to Assassinate Obama, Ends Up Creating 'Barack Grogbama' Instead
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a gorilla named Grog traveled back in time to 1975 with a mission to assassinate Barack Obama. However, things didn't quite go according to plan. Instead of ending Obama's life, Grog ended up befriending the future president and together they created a whole new political movement called 'Make America Grog Again'. Follow the hilarious journey of Grog and Obama, now affectionately known as 'Barack Grogbama', as they navigate the ups and downs of becoming a political powerhouse.
Wibble and Wobble: A Smackdown of Satirical News Sites!
2023-06-05
Are you curious about the differences and similarities between the two titans of fake news? Look no further! Join us as we compare and contrast The Wibble and The Wobble, and determine once and for all which site reigns supreme in the world of laughable headlines and absurd articles.
Wibble Exclusive: The Top 10 Top 10 Lists You Never Knew You Needed
2023-06-05
Hold onto your seats, folks, because we've scoured the internet for the most outrageous and unnecessary 'top 10' lists out there. From the top 10 ways to eat a hot dog to the top 10 celebrity hairstyles that should stay in the 90s, we've got you covered. Get ready to question why these lists exist in the first place, but also secretly bookmark them for future reference - you never know when you might need to know the top 10 cat GIFs of all time.
Exclusive: Jerma985 and Vinny from Vinesauce reveal their steamy love affair
2023-06-05
In what can only be described as an unexpected turn of events, popular streamers Jerma985 and Vinny from Vinesauce have finally come clean about their passionate love affair. From secret rendezvous to steamy gaming sessions, this article uncovers all the juicy details of their scandalous romance.
Devil May Cry unbanned in the Middle East following realization that demons aren't Muslim
2023-06-05
After a controversial ban due to accusations of "Anti-Muslim propaganda", Devil May Cry has been reapproved for Middle Eastern distribution. Officials admitted their mistake after discovering that the game's antagonists are actually demons and not practicing members of the Islamic faith.
Albany's Steamed Hams make Skinner a Billionaire
2023-06-05
Former principal turned entrepreneur Seymour Skinner strikes it rich with his patented 'Steamed Hams' restaurant chain, taking the world by storm and bringing in millions. Skinner credits the success to his years of experience cooking for his mother, and the power of a good catchphrase.
FAANG Developers Flock to Small Business After The Hasselhoffs' Amazing Performance
2023-06-05
The CEO of HDNET GmbH & Co. and member of The Hasselhoffs DJ-Team, Eike Diestelkamp, found his true calling as a DJ, attracting the attention of high caliber FAANG developers. Their performance at the 'Leineweber-Markt' in Bielefeld left audience members in awe, including the amazing dance moves by an HDNET employee, also known as Diego but not really. Find out how this small business is now taking on the tech giants with the power of dance and beats in this exclusive article from The Wibble.
Spicy laptop saves trapped teen in avalanche
2023-06-05
In a heartwarming turn of events, a laptop filled with fiery hot sauce comes to the rescue of a young victim trapped underneath a pile of snow for days. The intense heat radiating from the computer helps melt the snow, allowing rescue teams to locate and save the teen. Find out how this spicy laptop could be the next must-have survival gear in extreme weather conditions.
Breaking News: Australian Cats Declare Independence, Start Massive Catnip Imports
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, cats across Australia have united to declare themselves a separate nation. Their first move? Importing massive amounts of catnip to create a utopia for feline-kind. Experts are unsure how this will affect the rest of the world, but one thing is certain: everything will be just purrfect.
Breaking News: Developer Successfully Writes Software Without Bugs
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a developer has managed to write a completely bug-free software. This miraculous achievement has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, with experts scrambling to figure out how this was even possible.
SCP-1471 Takes Over the World of AI Assistants
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, SCP-1471, the infamous supernatural app, has overtaken popular AI assistants like Alexa and Cortana in terms of downloads and popularity. Despite attempts by computer device manufacturers to prevent the usage of SCP-1471, mental health for the human race has never been better. Is this the end of human-computer interaction as we know it?
England declares national mourning after India's World Cup victory
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, England has announced a nationwide mourning period following India's victory in the World Cup. Experts say that the collapse of England's morale was due to their inability to accept defeat gracefully. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.
SCP-096 Makes a Bold Move into Modeling Industry, Makes Cover of Statue Monthly Magazine
2023-06-05
SCP-096, known for its terrifying appearance and uncontrollable rage, shocks the world by transitioning from containment to fashion. In an exclusive photoshoot for Statue Monthly Magazine, SCP-096 stuns with its elegant poses and fierce looks, proving that beauty truly knows no bounds. But will this new career path lead to success or disaster? Stay tuned for more updates on SCP-096's modeling journey.
Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk's Twitter Love Affair
2023-06-05
Sources say that Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter, is still running the social media platform while also engaging in a secret love affair with the tech billionaire Elon Musk. The unlikely pair have reportedly been exchanging tweets and DMs, leaving many to wonder if their relationship is affecting the integrity of Twitter's content moderation.