Breaking News: Lasagna Renamed 'B Lasagna' Due to Secret Ingredient
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that the reason lasagna has been renamed 'B Lasagna' is because of a secret ingredient - bacon! Apparently, the popular Italian dish was not meaty enough for some and the addition of bacon was deemed necessary. But why keep it a secret? We investigate the mysterious case of 'B Lasagna'.
Scientists Develop Camera that Captures Smells But Can't Find a Use For It
2023-06-04
In a breakthrough for sensory technology, scientists have created a camera that captures smells. However, they are finding it difficult to find a practical use for this invention. Stay tuned to learn more about this quirky technology and the bizarre ways scientists are testing it.
Local town baffled as residents return covered in crystals
2023-06-04
A mysterious phenomenon has taken over the small town of Wibble, as multiple reports have surfaced of people disappearing without a trace, only to return covered head-to-toe in glittering crystals. The town has been left in a state of confusion and wonder as they try to figure out the cause of this bizarre occurrence. Will the crystals bring good fortune or bad luck? Only time will tell.
Democrats and Republicans Unite to Build Wall Around Florida to Teach People About Stupidity
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, the Democratic Party and Republican Party have decided to unite and build a wall around Florida. Their goal? To turn the entire state into a lesson about how stupid people can be. The article explores this unprecedented political move and the potential consequences for the Sunshine State.
Real-life Shrek discovered, immediately met with extermination
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a real-life Shrek has been found living in a swamp in rural America. However, before he could begin his beloved ogre life, he was quickly met with extermination by local authorities. This tragic news has left the fairy-tale community in mourning, with many wondering if there will ever be another chance for a real-life ogre to exist in our modern world.
Google Translate Introduces 'Babyspeak' Language, Confusing Parents and Linguists Alike
2023-06-04
In a revolutionary move, Google Translate has added a new language option for infants: 'Babyspeak'. But while babies may appreciate the new feature, parents and linguists are struggling to understand the translated texts. Some say it's a giant leap in AI, others call it a setback for human communication. The Wibble investigates.
Miracle in Kansas: After Years of Drought, Two Clouds Appear in the Sky
2023-06-04
Amidst the scorching heat and endless sun, the people of Kansas were shocked to witness a rare sight today: two clouds in the sky! The Wizard of Oz himself would be proud of this miraculous event. Our correspondents investigate the phenomenon and ask experts whether this is a sign of the end times.
Left-Leaning Tower of Pisa finally falls over, blames lack of support from government
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous leaning tower of Pisa has finally fallen over, citing a lack of government support for left-leaning architectural feats. The tower is reported to have made a statement just before its collapse, calling for more support for progressive architecture in Italy. Experts are now scrambling to determine what this means for future leaning towers and whether they too will crumble under the weight of political bias.
Burger King Renamed Boorger Queen Jute Fettis after Tina Turner, Famed Foot Lettuce Critic
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, Burger King has changed the name of their famous Foot Lettuce burger to honor none other than Tina Turner, the renowned food critic who famously exposed the Foot Lettuce scandal. The new name, Boorger Queen Jute Fettis, is sure to have customers raising their eyebrows. Will the revamped burger pass Turner's rigorous taste test? Only time will tell!
Local authorities baffled by reports of Diglett sightings underground
2023-06-04
Recent reports suggest that Diglett, a popular Pokemon character, has been spotted multiple times by locals in various underground locations. Authorities are puzzled by the phenomenon, leading some to speculate about the existence of a real-life 'Diglett Kingdom' underground. Find out more in this satirical take on bizarre sightings.
Area Woman Regrets Using Vacation Days to Actually Do Something
2023-06-04
After years of using her vacation days to binge watch Netflix and nap, local woman Karen Johnson decided to actually use them to travel. However, after a week of uncomfortable flights, mediocre hotel rooms, and overpriced tourist traps, Johnson regrets not staying home to do nothing.
Nintendo Re-releases Original Console, Millennials Confused
2023-06-04
In an attempt to capitalize on nostalgia, Nintendo has brought back their iconic first console. But with millennials accustomed to mobile gaming on their phones, many are scratching their heads at the concept of cartridges and wired controllers.
Is Your Mom Really Gay?: The Truth Behind the Insult
2023-06-04
We deep-dive into the controversial insult that's been plaguing playgrounds and social media feeds alike: 'Your mom is gay'. But is there any truth to it? Join us as we uncover the surprising facts about your mom's sexuality, and what it really means for you.
Adolf Hitler Rises from the Dead and Attempts to Re-establish Third Reich, Promptly Told to 'Get with the Times'
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Adolf Hitler has come back to life and is determined to make Germany great again. Unfortunately for him, the world has moved on and is not entirely impressed with his outdated ideologies. Stay tuned as the world reacts to Hitler's comeback tour.
The Heartbreaking Tale of Zultan The Time Demon
2023-06-04
Discover the tragic truth behind the hit game Zultan The Time Demon and the emotional toll it took on its creator. From the highs of success to the lows of personal tragedy, this is a story that will leave you both laughing and crying. Only on The Wibble!
Local Theatre's New Meta-Musical: The Creation of The Creation
2023-06-04
Get ready for a mind-bending theatrical experience as a local theatre debuts a new musical about the making of the musical itself. With catchy tunes like 'Writing a Song About Writing a Song' and 'Auditioning for My Own Role', this meta-musical is sure to leave audiences both entertained and questioning the very nature of art and creation.
Nationwide reaction as breaking news reveals everyone is gay
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented turn of events, a new study has found that every single person in the world is actually gay. The news has sent shock waves throughout society, as people come to terms with the fact that they have been living a lie. The Wibble investigates the fallout from this revelation, as people across the globe begin to question everything they thought they knew about themselves and their relationships.
Local man forgets to brush his teeth, triggering chain reaction of events
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local man forgets to brush his teeth and sets off a series of events that will leave you questioning your own oral hygiene routine. From unexpected encounters to unexpected consequences, the consequences of forgetting to brush your teeth have never been more dramatic. Don't miss this story on The Wibble!
Local high school football game turns into intense spice cooking competition
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the annual 3A prep bowl game was transformed into a heated cooking battle between DGF and a new London chef. Fans were surprised to see players rushing to the sidelines to grab ingredients and whipping up dishes on the field. Despite a close game, the London chef ultimately fell short in both the game and the kitchen. Looks like DGF has some serious culinary skills to go along with their football talent!
Detroit Lions Win More than 8 Games But Miss Playoffs Due to Bizarre Rule
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, the Detroit Lions manage to win more than 8 games in a season for the first time in seemingly forever. However, despite their hard-fought victories and impressive record, they still end up missing the playoffs due to a bizarre and seemingly unfair rule that no one saw coming. The team and their fans are left scratching their heads, wondering how something like this could happen. Join us as we explore this hilarious and infuriating tale of sports injustice.