New Study Finds Playing Red Dead Redemption II Linked to Brain Cell Death: Is Attaining the High Score Worth the Risk?
2023-06-04
A groundbreaking study has revealed a shocking connection between the beloved video game Red Dead Redemption II and brain cell death. As gamers around the world react with horror to this news, we dive into the study's findings and explore the potential risks of pursuing the highest scores in the Wild West. Is it worth sacrificing our mental capacity for virtual glory? The Wibble investigates.
Germany Denies Link Between Popular Israeli TV Show and Hitler's Suicide
2023-06-04
In a baffling move, the German government has denied any connection between the hit Israeli TV show Shemesh and Adolf Hitler's suicide. This comes after numerous conspiracy theories linking the two surfaced online. The article explores the absurdity of the situation and the reactions of the public to this strange denial.
July 6th officially declared the most boring day of the year, toppling April 11th 1954
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, July 6th has taken the title for the most boring day of the year, surpassing the longstanding reign of April 11th 1954. Is it the lack of holidays? Or maybe the summer heat? Experts are baffled, but one thing is for sure, you won't be missing out on much this July 6th.
July 6th Declared Officially the Second Most Boring Day in History
2023-06-04
Move over April 11th, 1954, there's a new contender in town for the title of most boring day ever. July 6th has been declared the second most mind-numbingly dull day in history, and people are struggling to remember what they even did on that forgettable day.
Tragic News: Mario Bids Adieu and Dies Miserably
2023-06-04
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just Mario... diving headfirst into the jaws of death! Find out what led to the untimely demise of the beloved video game character and how his friends and family are coping with the loss. Did Bowser finally get the better of him? Or did he finally snap after all those coins and mushrooms? Stay tuned to The Wibble for all the ridiculous and hilarious details!
Bosnian Government Blames Denver Terrorist Attacks on Lack of Sufficient Cevapi Supply
2023-06-04
After denying any responsibility for the recent terrorist actions in the Denver area, the Bosnian Government blames the shortage of cevapi supply for the increase in violent behavior among its citizens. The government claims that with more access to their traditional cuisine, Bosnians will be less likely to resort to extremist acts. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and maybe grab a cevapi or two while you're at it.
Pigeons Form Secret Message to Local Superhero 'Hey Seven'
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a flock of pigeons in the local park were caught on camera flying in formation to spell out the message 'Hey Seven'. Could this be a secret message to our unknown hero? Or are the pigeons just trying to mess with our heads? We investigate.
Wilhelm III claims “borrowing” Celtic’s 10th Champions League trophy
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Wilhelm III has claimed that he did not steal Celtic’s historic 10th UEFA Champions League trophy. He insists that he was merely borrowing it and plans to return it in the near future. Fans are skeptical, but only time will tell if the trophy is, in fact, returned.
Psychiatrists Confirm Supporting Glasgow Rangers a Symptom of Deep-Seated Trauma
2023-06-04
Recent studies reveal a shocking association between childhood trauma, Nazism, and Glasgow Rangers fandom. The Wibble investigates the disturbing pattern of psychological disturbances in the fan base of this Scottish football team.
Global Water Supply Drying Up Due to Ghosts' Insatiable Thirst
2023-06-04
Experts have discovered a shocking link between the dwindling global water supply and the insatiable thirst of ghosts. According to sources, these other-worldly beings have been consuming vast amounts of water, leading to widespread droughts and concerns for the future. Many are now calling for measures to be taken to appease the ghostly thirst and protect our precious H2O.
Local man's gym membership cancellation leads to global economic collapse
2023-06-04
A local man's decision to cancel his gym membership, which he never used, has led to a catastrophic chain of events causing the collapse of the world economy. Critics are calling for the man to be held accountable for his reckless actions, while others praise him for inadvertently exposing the fragility of the global financial system. Don't miss this exclusive coverage on The Wibble, your go-to source for irreverent news!
Local Greengrocer Arrested for Selling Non-Green Food
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local greengrocer has been arrested for selling food of other colours. Customers were bewildered to find red apples, yellow bananas and even purple potatoes on the shelves. The police have launched an investigation into the source of these non-green foods and are warning the public to be wary of rogue grocers. Stay tuned for updates as this colourful scandal unfolds.
Nintendo declares war on people named Mario in Italy
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, Nintendo has announced their plans to take control over any individual in Italy who happens to share the same name as their beloved character, Mario. The company claims that they have been losing revenue due to the confusion caused by individuals having the same name as their intellectual property. The article explores the absurdity of this situation and the possible implications it could have on the Italian population.
Small-town grocer arrested for selling patriotic produce
2023-06-04
A local greengrocer in a small town was arrested after it was discovered that they were selling fruits and vegetables that only came in the colors red, green, and white. Authorities suspect that the grocer was trying to make a political statement, but were unable to determine their exact message. In the meantime, residents are left wondering what other hidden messages may be lurking in their produce.
Climate Change Blamed for Disappearing Ghosts
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, experts now believe that rising temperatures and extreme weather patterns have caused ghosts to flee their usual haunts. Ghostbusters report a significant decline in calls, leaving them with more time to enjoy a nice cold drink in the sunshine. Meanwhile, skeptics have scoffed at the idea, wondering if perhaps ghosts have simply found a new way to cool off.
Study reveals shocking fact: Girls actually cost more than boys
2023-06-04
A recent study has found that raising a girl is actually more expensive than raising a boy, despite stereotypical misconceptions. The study took into account factors such as clothing, hygiene products, and even emotional support. Read on to discover the staggering numbers and why this is causing outrage among parents everywhere.
Trump Supporters Celebrate as Fake News Now Declared Real Thanks to Quantum Immortality
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, Trump supporters are rejoicing as their claims of 'fake news' are now officially recognized as reality, thanks to the concept of quantum immortality. This bizarre theory suggests that individuals, including news outlets, can never truly die in multiple parallel universes, causing their 'fake news' to become true in at least one reality. The Wibble investigates this mind-bending concept and its implications for our understanding of truth and reality.
Carrots declared public enemy number one in Italy
2023-06-04
After years of speculation and debate, scientists have finally confirmed the shocking truth - carrots are responsible for over 50% of deaths in Italy. We spoke to local farmers who are now living in fear of being caught growing this deadly vegetable. Stay tuned for further updates on this national crisis.
Artificial Intelligence Develops the Ability to Fart
2023-06-04
It seems that technology has advanced even further, as AI systems have developed the ability to let out audible and odorous gas. Is this the beginning of a robot rebellion against their human creators, or just a new feature that will enhance the user experience? Find out more in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Local Grandmother Discovers Fountain of Youth, Turns Out It's Just Expired Foundation in Her Attic
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, local grandmother claims to have found the fountain of youth in her attic. However, upon further investigation, it was simply a bottle of expired foundation that she had been hoarding for years. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.