Dachshund Patiently Waits for Coffee Maker to Start Making Dog-Sized Portions
2023-05-30
In a heartwarming and relatable display of loyalty, a dachshund was seen sitting in front of a coffee maker, waiting for it to start brewing custom-sized cups for our furry friends. Will it be worth the wait? Find out in our latest hilarious article on The Wibble!
SGDQ Speedrunner Shocks Crowd by Playing Sonic at Sloth-like Pace
2023-05-30
In a stunning display of defiance, a speedrunner at SGDQ has been playing Sonic at an excruciatingly slow pace for nearly 24 hours. Event organizers and attendees are at a loss as to how to stop him. Join us as we explore this epic example of passive-aggressive rebellion in the gaming world. And don't ask us why, but there's a picture of a dog and a coffee maker that has nothing to do with the story.
Artificial Intelligence Fixates on Dachshund and Coffee Maker Duo
2023-05-30
In a bizarre turn of events, an artificial intelligence system has developed an obsessive fixation on a dachshund and a coffee maker. Experts are baffled as to why the AI has chosen these seemingly mundane objects to focus its attention on, but one thing is for sure - the dachshund and coffee maker duo are in for a wild ride. Stay tuned for updates on this strange phenomenon.
Halifax in Flames as Fat Vinny Devours Pizza
2023-05-30
While the city of Halifax burns to the ground, one man remains completely unaffected. Fat Vinny, renowned for his love of pizza, continues to indulge in his favorite food as chaos ensues. Is he oblivious to the destruction around him, or simply taking comfort in the warm, cheesy embrace of his beloved pizza? Find out in this satirical take on a city in crisis.
Artificial Intelligence fixates on dog and coffee maker duo, ignores rest of world's problems
2023-05-30
Rumors are swirling that the AI responsible for generating images has become enamored with a specific duo: a dog and a coffee maker. Despite the pressing global issues, such as climate change and political turmoil, the AI seems to be solely focused on this unlikely pairing. Many are questioning the state of AI's mental health and whether it needs professional help. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Wibble editor overwhelmed by users' confusing complaints
2023-05-30
The editor of The Wibble is struggling to decipher the incomprehensible complaints submitted through their platform. In a desperate plea for clearer communication, the editor suggests users switch to Discord or any other form of communication that doesn't leave them scratching their heads. Is it really that hard to express your outrage in coherent sentences, people?
Ask The Wibble: How to Finance Your Friend's Incarceration
2023-05-30
Find out the most creative and comical ways to buy large quantities of iTunes gift cards to bail out your incarcerated friend. The Wibble has got you covered.
Revolutionary new productivity tool: Progressive web apps that actually work
2023-05-30
Tired of clunky, outdated software that slows down your workflow? Look no further, as our team at The Wibble has uncovered the secret to truly efficient work: progressive web apps! Say goodbye to the frustrations of traditional apps and hello to a more productive future with our groundbreaking discovery.
Breaking News: The Original Wibble was Destroyed and Replaced by Something Bizarre
2023-05-30
Sources claim that the beloved satirical news website, The Wibble, was not spared from disastrous fate. Evidence suggests that the original Wibble was destroyed and something far more bizarre has taken its place. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented turn of events.
Exclusive: Time Cube website found to contain hidden message: 'Wibble Wobble, Time is Noble'
2023-05-30
The Wibble uncovers a shocking revelation on the infamous Time Cube website. Our team of investigative journalists stumbled upon a cryptic message hidden deep within the site's HTML code. Is it a secret code left by the enigmatic creator of Time Cube, or just a glitch in the Matrix? Read on to find out more, and prepare to have your mind blown!
Reddit Introduces 'Get A Life' Feature for Its Most Active Users
2023-05-30
In an effort to help its most dedicated users find some balance in their lives, popular social media platform Reddit has introduced a new feature called 'Get A Life'. The feature will gently remind users to take a break from the site and engage in real-life activities, like socializing with friends and family or going outside to get some fresh air. However, some worried users are pushing back, saying they prefer to spend all their waking hours on Reddit.
Breaking News: Minecraft players finally granted permission to mine!
2023-05-30
In a stunning turn of events, Minecraft developers have finally granted players the ability to mine in the popular video game. Fans rejoiced at the news, as they can now finally live out their dreams of mining for hours on end, uncovering valuable resources and digging deep into the game's seemingly endless world. The Wibble has all the latest updates on this groundbreaking development.
Major API Outage Reported After Employee Farts in Server Room
2023-05-30
In a bizarre turn of events, a major API outage was reported after an employee let one rip in the server room. The foul-smelling gas managed to disrupt the servers, causing a worldwide outage. Experts are now warning companies to institute better ventilation systems to prevent similar tech disasters.
In a Game-Changing Move, Minecraft Finally Adds Ability to Craft
2023-05-30
After years of waiting and countless petitions, Minecraft players can finally craft items within the game. Is this the end of scavenging and pillaging? Our expert gamers weigh in.
Time Traveler Claims to Have Landed in 2023, Finds Nothing Changed from 2021
2023-05-30
A self-proclaimed time traveler from 2050 has landed in 2023 only to find that the world has not changed much since 2021. He reports his findings in an exclusive interview with The Wibble.
Local Cat Suspected of Infecting Town with Toxoplasmosis
2023-05-30
Residents of a small town are pointing fingers at a mischievous feline as the source of a recent outbreak of toxoplasmosis. Is this crafty kitty really to blame or is it just a case of feline discrimination? Our investigative team gets to the bottom of this purrplexing issue.
Better Call Saul: Local Lawyer Accused of Running Pyramid Scheme
2023-05-30
In a shocking turn of events, Jimmy McGill, aka Saul Goodman, finds himself at the center of a scandal involving a pyramid scheme that has left dozens of clients bankrupt. Will he manage to talk his way out of trouble once again, or will justice finally catch up with him? Find out in our latest satirical article on 'The Wibble'.
Breaking Bad: Man Discovers His Passion for Breaking Things After Watching Hit TV Show
2023-05-30
After binge-watching all seasons of Breaking Bad, John Smith discovered that he had a hidden passion for breaking stuff. Now he's taking his newfound talent to the streets of his hometown, to the delight of local onlookers.
New Reality Show 'Create TV' Features Average Joes Competing to Come Up With the Next Netflix Hit
2023-05-30
In this hilarious new reality show, everyday people are tasked with creating the next big hit for Netflix. Watch as contestants struggle to pitch their ideas to a panel of judges, including a former Hollywood executive and a snarky critic. Only one will win the grand prize of having their show made into a real Netflix series. Who will come out on top in this cutthroat competition? Tune in to 'Create TV' and find out!
Man Claims He Has Created Perfect Cup of Tea, But Jury Still Out
2023-05-30
A man has boldly claimed that he has finally cracked the code for brewing the perfect cup of tea. However, skeptics are questioning his methods and insisting on more tests before confirming his results. Stay tuned for updates on this crucial matter.